Jamie Oliver in Huntington West Virginia

It is my understanding that the alleged chef Jamie Oliver, has or will be coming to Huntington West Virginia to do a television show about how the City of Huntington West Virginia is the alleged fattest city in the world.

 Jamie Oliver has taken it upon himself to diagnose Huntington West Virginia as the fattest city in the world, while in reality, all of the competent local health care professionals in Huntington profusely deny Jamie Oliver's outrageous allegations, that are intended to do nothing more than exploit the good people of Huntington.

Huntington WV has several hundred medical doctors that are well qualified to treat Jamie Oliver's grandiose delusions that he is qualified to address the nutritional needs of an entire community. In reality, in this fair city of Huntington West Virginia, we fortunately have several fine hospitals and an outstanding Marshall University medical school, that are full of physicians. These physicians are far more qualified to teach nutrition in Huntington  WV than Jamie Oliver, and thus these physicians are far more qualified than an arrogant chef to assess and diagnose the nutritional needs of the entire community of Huntington.

Do we really want this obnoxious self serving cook-book peddler in our city selling his self serving mythology about how the whole city of Huntington is morbidly obese?

Are we expected to take this absurd individual seriously in light of the fact that we as a city have been made out to be the Sodom and Gomorrah of gluttony?

 Jamie Oliver is in reality a TV preacher who preaches against gluttony in exactly the same manner that Jerry Falwell and Jimmy Swaggart preach against promiscuity. Rest assured that he is no Billy Graham.

The self righteous pompous arrogance and the principles of preaching televised religiosity are the same, to those third rate chefs who preach cuisine as a televised pseudo religion. In short, Jamie Oliver's "style" of televised media propaganda is nothing new in that is a plagiarized transposition of the principles of a TV ministry where nutritional health is preached and gluttony condemned as a pseudo religion.

In short, he is merely a glorified Jimmy Swaggart impersonator in a chefs apron who is preaching against gluttony.... and nothing more. That's just what we need in Huntington....a self appointed and self anointed nutritional version of a television-evangelist to show the citizens of Huntington the sinful error of our dietary ways, and show us the way to nutritional salvation from the sin of gluttony on national TV.

It does not matter to Jamie Oliver if we want or desire his help, because he knows what is best for us in Huntington WV, and he knows oh so much more than we do about us.

As a resident of Huntington West Virginia, I am not in the least need of Jamie Oliver's services as a self professed nutritional messiah and I am not the least bit interested in meeting him. Jamie Oliver needs to wake up out of his arrogant delusions about Huntington WV and deal with reality for a change.

In reality, "Obesity" and its inverse form "emaciation" are forms of malnutrition, that constitute serious medical conditions that can only by law be diagnosed by a physician. Is Jamie Oliver above our laws? In reality, the majority of the residents of Huntington are offended that Jamie Oliver deems himself worthy to appoint himself to be a nutritional public heath officer for our city of Huntington without our prior consent. In reality, it is the job of the State Health Department and their county level subordinate public health officers to assess and remediate nutritional anomalies and obesity epidemics.

In reality, the American Medical Association has established a diagnostic criteria for Malnutrition and Obesity, Jamie Oliver's unsolicited efforts to help the residents of Huntington overcome our mythological citywide obesity epidemic are in reality nothing more than unsolicited medical advice from an unqualified and self appointed diagnostician.

For any unqualified source to claim that they know more about the nutritional needs of the local Huntington residents, than the local medical community who treats the medical needs of these people on a daily basis, is absurdly pompous and profoundly delusional. Mr. Jamie Oliver is no where near the nutritional knowledge of a physician. His obvious delusional thinking makes him profess himself to be such a great authority, and that is not only pompous, but to no small degree insane.

The Marshall University campus sits in the heart of Huntington WV. That campus has several thousand's of beautiful ladies that are anything but obese. Jamie Oliver seems to have lost contact with reality and he is to be pitied for his self serving delusions. The reality is that there are quite a few gorgeous ladies at Marshall University. Several thousand of them.

If in the event that the size of my posterior ever exceeds the size of Jamie Oliver's ego, I will let him know. In the mean time he is more than welcome to take his culinary televised circus out of my hometown.